Jokes

Heaven or hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italian.

Is it ?

Finding the right woman

1. It is important to find a woman who can do the cleaning and cooking.
2. It is important to find a woman who earns a good money.
3. It is important to find a woman who loves to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women should never meet one another...

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Well...
Tell her a joke on a Monday!

The little boy ask his father what politics is.

The father comes out with a few examples:
- Listen, son. I earn the money, so I am the 'capitalism'.
- Your mother looks after the money, so she is the 'government'.
- Your grandpa makes sure everything is alright, so he is the 'union'.
- The baby-sitter is the 'working class'.
- And we are all working together for you, the 'people', to feel alright.
- And your couple-of-months' old little brother is 'our future'.

The little boy listens carefully, then goes to sleep. At night, he wokes up as his little brother has filled his nappy and is crying. He gets up to let his mother know, but he can't wake her up because she is fast asleep. He goes round to the baby-sitter's room but then notices that his father is busy with her in the bed, while the grandpa is peeping them through the window. No-one notices him, so he goes back to sleep.

Next day, his father asks him if he could tell in his own words what politics is. The little boy remembers the night before and recounts:

- Politics is when capitalism exploits the working class, while the union watches them passively. The government is sleeping, no-one pays attention to the people, and the future is in the shit.

be carefull with pronunciation
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